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Sex Columnist: Chris Thompson: Would you like sauce with that?

Published: Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Updated: Monday, May 11, 2009 21:05

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I stand up for a person's right to swallow.

Students who give head are faced with a quick decision immediately following the climactic leg jerk and infamous "O Face"-that's right, spit or swallow?

Obviously men can finish somewhere other than their partners' mouths during a blowjob. Men are turned on the most at climax and often want to make sure the finish is the most enjoyable moment.

Either way, if the man doesn't know where he's finishing at the moment of truth, things could get sticky.

Porn is a great reference for men to explore more kinky - and arguably more degrading - money shots.

Yet some students aren't down with the dirty and want nothing to do with varying cum-shot destinations.

There are many reasons women don't like to swallow. Some may think it's uncomfortable to be in such a submissive position. But remember, you do have them by the balls.

Also, some may gag at the taste of cum.

But do these reasons outweigh the benefits?

The feeling you get from pleasing your partner should outweigh the mild stomach churn you may endure.

According to the credible doctors at dontspitswallow.com, cum is a concentrated source of protein and other essential nutrients. And despite its creamy appearance, semen contains about 15 calories per ejaculation.

Not only is cum a nutritious low-fat snack, swallowing just makes everything easier - no cleanup, no awkward post-bust bathroom trips, no problem - right?

Students are influenced by the rumor that jizz tastes gross. On the contrary, my best friend told me his ex loved the taste of his baby batter.

How does one person's cum taste good, but another's can make someone gag?

If your partner shies away from fellatio and claims your man juice tastes like stale beer, try swapping Keystone Light for pineapple juice.

Sweet fruits and veggies are said to affect the taste of your semen, according to dontspitswallow.com.

However, cutting back on the beer intake is a hard concept for many Chico men to swallow. So ladies, you may be out of luck.

Kissing someone right after they head down to your candy shop may sound gross, but if they care about you enough to swallow your cum, you should give them the courtesy of a kiss afterward.

Allowing men to let loose in their partners' mouths would be my choice. However, for respect and love of my female friends, it is technically not up to me - or any man for that matter.

Sometimes we just don't get what we want and we need to respect the decision of the ones we care about.

Chris Thompson can be reached at cthompson@theorion.com

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