The Orion Online

Issue date: 11/12/08 Section: Opinion

Thumbs up to not having to shave during the winter. Finally, the pressure is off the ladies to constantly have silky smooth legs.


Thumbs down to pickles. They get thrown onto plates as a complement, but end up contaminating all the food around it.


Thumbs up to the Hokey Pokey. 'Cause that's what it's all about.


Thumbs down to overdraft fees. Seeing red numbers in your bank statement is bad enough, you don't have to add insult to injury by charging more money.


Thumbs up to grading on a curve. Knowing that your professor had the same epiphany about the test being impossibly difficult feels like sweet vindication.


Thumbs down to disproportionately priced undergarments. Dudes put down eight bucks for a package of boxers, but chicks' panty lust often costs them more than eight bucks a pair.


Thumbs up to holidays from school. Having yesterday off still brings the same excitement that days off in elementary school did.


Thumbs down to mullets. It's like their owners never made it over the evolutionary hump of fashion.

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