2008 Woodie Awards
Baseball can throw curves in a relationship
Watching a game with your sweetie can be like getting beaned
By: Troy Stevenson
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The World Series. Game seven. Bottom of the ninth inning. Yankees versus the Diamondbacks, winner take all. The anticipation engulfs me as I slowly move closer to the square box in the middle of the living room when my girlfriend calmly says,
"Can we change the channel to Seventh Heaven."
"What! Are you crazy?"
"But I don't understand what's going on. It's boring. Explain what's happening."
Now yes, I could put the game on mute and explain what is going on or I could pretend I didn't hear her and hopefully make it to the commercial break. OK, so what should I say?
"Woman, will you please be quiet, it's almost over!!!"
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"Hey, I don't need to see this now, lets watch Seventh Heaven."
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"As of right now our relationship is over!"
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"Surf the Web!"
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